The seven funniest boating t-shirts around

You know what’s it’s like. You’re out on your boat and you pass someone else, shout hello and wave. Then you see his t-shirt. You chuckle and pay him a compliement. Then you think to yourself “I really must get myself something like that”. Well, look no further. We’ve scoured the internet and in particular Amazon to find the best and the funniest boating t-shirts around.

Of course it would be careless of us not to shamelessly plug our range of Boaty McBoatface themed t-shirts so if you’d like to take a look at those check out the Boaty McBoatface shop.

On with the T-shirts.

1. If you can read this

First up is a bit of a classic but hey, classics never die. “If you can read this I’ve capsized” written upside down. There are various alternatives to this out there but we felt this one looked the best.


Price: £8.94

4.5 out of 5 stars (273 Customer reviews)

7 used & new available from £8.94



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2. Boats & Beer!

Well, what Else Is There? Well, it kind of says is all doesn’t it and, be honest, deep down you sort of agree with it.


Price: £17.95

(0 Customer reviews)

1 used & new available from £17.95



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3. What Happens On The Boat Stays On The Boat

Another classic and admittedly slightly generic but it’s still funny and it work’s very well for a boating shirt.  – Funny V-Neck T-Shirt


Price: £17.99

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1 used & new available from £17.99



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5. I Know I Paddle Like A Girl

I know it’s rude and offensive but you must admit it made you smile, just a little bit.

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7. MY BOAT – MY RULES

Another classic and one for the skippers out there.


Price: £9.99

4.8 out of 5 stars (9 Customer reviews)

1 used & new available from £9.99



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6. Boat Hair Don’t Care

We’ve all been there and we all know what it’s like after a few days on the boat and this t-shirt just sums it all up quite nicely.

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7. Boat Bitch

Sorry, another rude one but it works quite well as a boating t-shirt so we’ve included it here.


Price: £17.95

(0 Customer reviews)

1 used & new available from £17.95



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So what do you think? Leave a comment below if you like any of these boating t-shirts. Or let us know if you’ve got your own favourite.

For more boating gifts checkout our Boating gifts for men or Boating gifts for women pages.

 

 

 

 

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